The Royal Wedding: Relive the Big Day in the Irish Sunday Dependent

Posted: April 30, 2011 in Media & Journalism, Satire

The Irish Sunday Dependent (“Getting in touch with our inner colonial!”) is delighted tomorrow to ditch our usual coverage of economic gloom and doom, financial corruption, gombeen politics and national depression and give over our ENTIRE edition to THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!!!

Yes! And that’s not all! It’s a bumper edition too! 50 full colour pages of photographs, commentary and analysis, and a raft of special features including the Irish guide to Received Pronunciation AND a FREE!!! giant poster of the Royal Wedding Kiss!

Our special Royal correspondent, Declan Bollocks, wonders if we shouldn’t just ditch our independence and go back to being a colony. Fashion editor, Aine Forelock, gushes over THAT wedding dress. RTE’s Director General celebrates his station’s triumphant coverage of the Wedding and promises “silver service television” for Her Majesty the Queen’s visit to Ireland. Joe Higgins is “on holiday” but Dr Dan is back with his Top 10 Health Risks of Republicanism. And our Woman’s editor on ten ways the Irish woman can be a princess to her man!!!!

Not only that but we have the Irish Idiot’s Guide to the Royal Family and a bumper Royal puzzle supplement for the kids!

So get in touch with your inner colonial and buy the Sunday Dependent tomorrow!!

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